I'm Katie :) I lead an interesting life, I fight dragons and ride my unicorn everywhere. That's about it.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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best move ever
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someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle”
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Show me a gif to describe how I should be feeling.
Rude. You know I can see your posts right? :P But I told them it was you, not me. I’m not that smart and they know that.
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